Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Best Coversations Ever. NOT.

As I passed by the strikes during the strike parade today in Lyon, I listened in on what some of the other spectators were saying. Here results some of the "best" conversations ever had (and they just say SO much:)
OH and PS, if you can't read this...you're not missing much ;)"


"---Merde alors, c’est affreux, hein ?
-------Non, pas tellement.
----Vous ne trouvez pas cette folie comme affreuse ?
-------Non, pas tellement."


"---T’es d’accord ? T’es pour ou contre?
------Bah ouais, contre la loi. Toi aussi ?
---Ouais, bien sur, je n’habite pas dans le luxe."


My Favorite (between two old men):

"---C’est insupportable. C’est n’importe quoi.
-------Hein quand-même, c’est toujours comme ça. Ça bouge.
---Bah ouais, de toute façon, tout le temps c’est n’importe quoi.
-------Ouais, ouais."

Monday, November 19, 2007

Grrrr. Burg...grrrr...King.

Dear Jessica,

Farmworkers who pick tomatoes for Burger King earn 40 to 50
cents for every 32-pound bucket of tomatoes they pick, a rate
that has not risen significantly in nearly 30 years. Workers who
labor from dawn to dusk must pick two tons of tomatoes to earn
$50 in one day. Recently, McDonalds and others have agreed to
higher wages for these workers, but Burger King has not.

Tell Burger King to improve farmworker wages.
(http://act.oxfamamerica.org/campaign/burgerking/w365g8xrpdeek6e?)

McDonald's and other fast-food chains, including Taco Bell and
Pizza Hut, have committed to increasing wages and enforcing
better working conditions in the fields. But Burger King-the
second-largest hamburger chain in the world-has so far refused
to work with farmworkers to improve wages for those who pick
their tomatoes.

Please tell Burger King (http://act.oxfamamerica.org/campaign/burgerking/w365g8xrpdeek6e?) to join with
McDonald's and others in improving farmworker wages.

Thank you for supporting poor farmers both here and abroad.

Sincerely,

Tim Fullerton
Oxfam America

Friday, November 16, 2007

"Cold, Drunk, Spanish, Revolutionary Pie (in no particular order)"

Howdy Everybody!!
How's everyone doing ?
This letter is called: "Cold, Drunk, Spanish, Revolutionary Pie (in no particular order)".Mmmmmmm. Bon Appétit!
Everything's just peachy over here what with all the strikes, the weather, the approaching holidays, the indefinite university holiday, etc…
Haha, let me break that one down for ya'll so it's not so big of a pill to swallow!
France is at it has always been. We'll say that so as to keep this country normal.
And Jessica, well she is not as Jessica has always been. We'll say that to keep me as abnormal as ever!

When I got to France, when I lived in Tours, for about three weeks all was well. I was doing great in class (if not getting bored in class), I was making friends left and right and then hanging out with those friends all the time, I was truly living in a slice of Heaven taken from a pie called France. Then, near the end of my time in Tours, I was quickly forced to think about mortality, immortality, going to Heaven, living through Hell on earth, new responsibilities, friend's situations across the ocean, and close friend's situations in Tours. Frankly, it was as if that nice slice had never been cut, and someone or something threw the pie in my face instead.

Well, this past week was a douzy (I won't say I had a bad week! I don't like to say that! I have bad moments!)! I've just had an enormous load to think about. Oh, and I think I have figured out who or what keeps throwing pies in my face, making me feel like a clown. Okay, so it's either French bureaucracy, Old Man Winter, or French bureaucracy. DING DING DING! You guessed it ; )

***********Please note right now, that I am gonna spill. I am gonna spew out some ideas, and I just don't want you to think that I hate the French government just yet, or that I want to come home just yet because though I will complain, the situation could be a lot worse, and the reasons for everything that is going on in France right now has justification, and me, I am learning so many things in so many different areas of life—all at once. I honestly can't imagine coming home right now--as is--and not wondering about what is going on in France at the moment; I'm kind of hooked (and kind of scared!). This stuff is monumental, especially the University strikes… ************

Okay Problema nùmero uno:
France had crappy summer weather. It rained and then rained and guess what, rained some more!Thus, France gets no autumn; France gets no pie. We got pretty leaves and ugly dead leaves flooding the sidewalks, and the temperature is frozen winter icicles. And it even snowed Wednesday night! At least that's just the temp. in Lyon. Also people please keep in mind that with cold weather and cold bodies, people get sick and don't stop sniffling until spring. I got a pretty funny, gross story for ya…once when walking in Strasbourg with a friend, we counted how many loogies where spat about on sidewalks. OH MY GOSH. It's disgusting! And Lyon too!! People hawk them everywhere, and it's weird because I have never actually seen someone let one go (ummmm, which is a GOOD thing!!), but they are there nonetheless. Umm, to make that short and sweet--it's been friggin' freezing lately and with SNOW!!!

Problema nùmero dos:
Public transportation strikes. Again, for the second time in a season, France has gone on another massive transportation strike.
Go here: http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/15/france.strikes/index.html#cnnSTCText
This past Wednesday my academic life was affected (yet again!) by the strikes. I didn't have two classes because my teacher comes in from Paris every Wednesday, and well this week, she didn't come in from Paris. In total, since school has started, we have not had 5 classes, and it's like the 8th week people! You do the math! If that were America, they'd put in a substitute. Not here! Teachers skip class, students skip class, and the administration doesn't know what taking roll means. I don't even know how to say that in French, cuz I've never heard it! Haha. Also, private lives are being affected as well. There was a concert an hour away in Rumilly on Thursday night, a concert from an awesome group named Dobacaracol, and I wanted to go you know! I miss going to live shows, dancing, singing along, being silly, laughing… Well, turns out that my cheap train ride and awesome concert did not happen because the trains are all blocked off because of "les grèves", the strikes. Besides that, even if I had gotten to go, I'd probably still be stuck in a freezing cold train in the middle of the Haute Savoie, hating the French Alps outside my window. And you know, I just can't afford to hate the French Alps at the moment, so it's a good thing I didn't go…my host counselor told me that she would take me this winter to see all the snow-covered peaks, so it's a real good thing that the thought of them still makes me happy ; ) On a different note, but pertaining to the same band…I have a friend who did go see them in concert in Metz, on a seemingly easy trip, on an hour long train ride (a train ride he had a return ticket for!), and he got stranded in the city all by his lonesome for two nights because the SNCF (France's RR) let him know that he wouldn't be going anywhere. He had to get a hotel, he had to worry like crazy, and thus he had to sprout some grey hairs. CRAZY CRAZY. So until the public transportation worker's retirement plans are worth retiring for, France will return back to serfdom, and we'll all be working on farms, milking our own goats, and eating our own stout goat cheese. As for me, I prefer Neufchâtel, Beaufort, or Compté, all "cow" cheeses, so I would really like to see those trains up and working. But I mean, who needs school and/or transportation when you can earn by day a good night's sleep? The agricultural life seems all to appealing to me right now among these crazy days.

Oh, and if you really must know, I have a gag reflex to goat cheese, I can't stand the smell or taste of it, unless it's really mixed in something deliciously palatable. Six years ago, on the plane ride home with me from France, I accidentally left some goat cheese in my purse, and when I opened it up in the comfort of my parent's home, I almost puked…and I still almost do.

Problema nùmero tres:
Right now in France 41 universities (and counting!) out of 85 are blocked, including mine. School is out of session. The reason: for about two weeks, French students have been rallying against a law proposed by Valérie Pécresse, the Minister for Higher Education, which concerns French universities freedoms and responsibilities, also known as the law on the autonomy of universities. Basically, here's the gist: students don't want the law to pass because the law will put universities in charge of themselves, instead of the government, "l'État", in charge of the universities. It distresses the students and university workers because if this law passes, the tuition will rise, the university staff will shrink, a student's self-representation will diminish, and external people will be given bigger roles in the decision making process. A university's budget will be its own business.
For those of you who can read French—do it.
If you can't, go here and read this; it was the best "en anglais" site I could find, and it's outdated.
So here is my story: I only have classes on Wednesday and Thursday, you see, and so Wednesday when I went to class, not much in the strike genre was going on. I went to class, a few students were handing out flyers, and that was it. The flyers were invites to go rally in Lyon in Place Bellecour on Wed. and Thurs. afternoon. It didn't seem like a big deal really, and it was a short day because I didn't have my first two classes because of the train strikes (i.e. the Parisian teacher). Well then, Thursday comes around, I get to school, and 15 trillion students are in every courtyard they could find at my university. Loudspeakers, blow horns, hot mics, "revolutionary" booklets, scarves, hats, sweaters, gloves, red noses and ears, and goose bumps all around. It was frightening. I got scared quick. I trust they mean no harm, and they just want to, you know, "fight for their right", but it was scary seeing that many people (youth at that!) in an enclosed space with loud voices and fists in the air. I have never seen anything like it. I wasn't even sure why I was at school at that point, it really seemed like every student who would be or should be in class was outside in the frozen air, chanting heavily and blocking up passageways. I got through just in time to see my teacher's red backpack climbing up the stairs, so I followed. We get in class, and hear nothing but the bothersome multitude for an entire hour, and then thirty minutes before class ended, a group of students patrolling the hallways opened our door, and told us that we had to leave. STUDENTS! Students came in, and told us and the TEACHER that we had to leave! It was unprecedented, unique, cumbersome. Never have I EVER seen anything like that. It was very scary at first; my immediate thought was Columbine, but when one of the students struck up conversation, telling our teacher that he was in his English class (that they wouldn't be having Friday), my pulse calmed. Turns out, administration was locking all the doors, and these students took it upon themselves to kick everyone out. No more class that day starting at 4:30, no class Friday, no class Monday until after noon thirty. That's the verdict, we'll see if it changes. And in an act of true revolt, these same students found as many chairs, bureaus, desks, that they could and lodged them up against doors and windows. (See my pictures attached.)
So, we are blocked out of school, literally and figuratively.

PS. Dear parents and loved ones who worry about me, It wasn't really like Columbine. I was just being honest with my first thought. I was in no harm. None of the punk kids with Mohawks pushed me to the ground and told me to spread 'em. Don't worry, it's not like I have to go back to school or anything ; )
Love,Jess
This is a photo of a sondage of how many students are participating throughout France, note that a big blue dot is on Lyon, which means that as of Nov. 13--three days ago--there were more than 150,000 students participating. Surely that has augmented. It's funny, just by looking at the map it looks like all the mountaineous regions, all of those students are like "Meh, whatever"!
Oh and FYI: Moins=less than Plus=more

These photos were taken at my university today.

These are the chairs and bureaus that the protesting students pushed up against the doors.Problema nùmero cautro:
Yeah, so this problem doesn't influence me directly, but I am in Lyon, so the topic is right under my nose. Lyon is famous for its Beaujolais Nouveau celebration. Wednesday night at midnight marked this seasons Beaujolais Nouveau opening. Beaujolais is a unique wine that only last a few weeks and has to be drank in that time. While some experts say that there are some sorts of Beaujolais that are good for ten years, most people beg to differ, and the city truly celebrates by drinking and/or selling all of the Beaujolais it can get its hands on. People take off work the next day. People don't go to sleep so that when stores open up on Thursday morning, they can be the first to get their greedy, shivering hands on a bottle, or 50. People survive off Beaujolais for sustenance. The running joke here in the region is that we don't have two rivers, no no, we have three, and the third one is called Beaujolais ; )
To give a little run down of the problema…the Beaujolais vineyards north of Lyon use Gamay grapes, which create a fruity wine, and the wine depends heavily on the temperature. For example, in Bourgogne (Burgundy), just north of the Rhône-Alpes region (Lyon's region), wine is made from Pinot Noir grapes, and it is said that the Gamay grapes are a mutant of Pinor Noir grapes. Because of the temperature and topographical change, the Gamay grapes mutated, forming a sweeter grape. Now, along with the region's temperature is her soil, which is very important too, and when you put that all together, when the Beaujolais has a good year, business is good and busy. It's sold all over the world, and exported overnight almost immediately. Wine producers make a killing. Well, this year was not a good year. The summer was cold, windy and rainy, affecting the chemistry and richness of the soil. So problema una for Beaujolais this year was the weather, problema dos, was transportation. Without all of the 700 trains up and running, Beaujolais can only wish to be so popular this year. The market will surely suffer, and I am sure that within this coming year I will hear about it 248028452 times.
Problema nùmero cinco:
The holidays are coming up. I don't have any American friends here in Lyon…so I'm getting homesick quick. I want some cranberry sauce, some of my momma's stuffing, and some apple pie and/or chocolate pie and/or cherry pie and/or peach cobbler. I want to get stuffed and then loaf on my designated spot of couch with my puppy dog. I want to have movie day on Thanksgiving and Christmas just like we always do. I want to hug and kiss the cooks, help do the extensive load of dishes, and then be hugged and kissed. I want to sit in the living room with my brother and make fun of dad snoring in the lazy-boy. And then I want the leftovers after I take snooze as a peaceful angel. Gah, I'm going to cry.
I think maybe what I will do is follow the lead of my friend Ashlee, another Rotary Ambassadorial Scholar who is in Germany, and get all of my friends ( who are all Asian)…and get all of the Asians together in my apartment, tell them to bring a dish, and then tell them about Thanksgiving while we feast on a non-traditional Thanksgiving dinner.
And then maybe I'll cry.

Boy oh boy, don't ever take anything for granted folks.

So anyway, before this quickly gets any mushier, I'm gonna go now!
Send me some shooga.

With good tidings and cheer and cornucopias and me caroling,
Jess

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Hiver Automnal

Dear everyone,
So, here is my latest update, my latest reflective thoughts, my latest happenings:
I can’t believe it’s almost winter. It’s already November!
Time here is different. Everything is so much slower. Transportation in Lyon is quicker, but time is slower. It’s weird, when I stand in line, when I wait for the Tramway and/or Metro, or when I wait for class, it’s like time is not happening and I don’t have any deadlines. My wait and time is irrelevant.
My theory is that, I tend to cast a very careful eye and I listen constantly (as some of you may know), thus with my eavesdropping and with my want for knowledge, I am able to get through waiting lines and long train rides because I pay attention. I don’t stand there and tap my foot or bite my nails because I have so many different and foreign situations around me. It’s kind of nice ; )
I feel like I have opened my eyes and when I come back home, maybe I can take this with me when I stand in a long line at Walmart or at the post office! Maybe I’ll just daydream about “les heures fugitives” in France ; ) Who knows. I'll probably go through a lot of culture shock.

Some of you may have heard about the strikes that were (well and still are) going on in France. Now, if you were actually here and I were to mention the strikes to you, you’d immediately ask me: “Which one?” Haha. Just a little Frenchie humor for ya! No, we have actually been having three, one with public transportation, one with universities, and one with nurses. The workers have simply gone on strike, thrown up their hands and said: “We’ve had enough”.
I mean, it’s noble and all, but come on!
I mean, I like the liberty of it all, you know, complaining about whatever you want, but come on!
So, for three or four days it was pretty rough to get from here to there in France, and at one point the SNCF (France’s National Railway Company) announced that they were canceling 95 % of traffic! 95 %!!! That’s CRAZY for a France that depends very heavily on its rail system!
Mmmm, I love the lack of collective bargaining here.
I guess I’m just FOR talking one’s problems out, you know?
Seeing eye to eye and creating a solution, be it temporary or long-term.
Furthermore, I just think it’s hilarious how French newspapers can predict when strikes will happen! It just shows how deep-rooted and entrenched these strikes really are in the French lifestyle. That would grate on my nerves personally, knowing that something like that is going to happen, and then not reckoning, reconciling. Guess that’s just a foreigner’s wishful thinking though; )

On the same day that France revealed that the transportation strikes were to take place, France also revealed the eventual divorce of the Sarkozy’s.
Now, I must talk about tabloids in France. They basically don’t exist. French newspapers tell you the facts, the stuff that will happen and that did happen. They don’t give gushy details about affairs, marital problems, cuckoldry, etc. They just tell you “qu’est ce qui s’est passé”.
I was completely surprised one Thursday morning to read that Nicolas and Cécilia Sarkozy had just divorced in Paris. No questions asked it seems. No time wasted. No second thoughts.
It’s kind of nice really to just read the facts! It’s like these French just give a traditional shrug towards the ooey-gooey details, and life goes on!
At least what I have been reading is informative, right?

So, I got internet in my apartment finally. And by finally, I mean it took two FLIPPING months!!
When I first moved in, in early Sept., there was hush-hush talk about getting internet. Well, we finally got it the last week of October.
It’s funny, I have spoken with two other scholars who shared my exact frustration with all of this lack of technology and / or customer service. The workers have got their own schedule here; maybe they have too much paperwork. Hmmm.
Anyway, so one of my friends got on the phone with his provider last week because he was having trouble installing the box that they gave him. He gets on the phone, and the conclusion was that he had to send it all back and then start over. Poor guy, it’ll probably be next year before he gets internet!
I’m just glad that my apartment complex dealt with it, even though it took an Indian summer to get it.

Oh, and just so you know, we didn’t have an Indian summer here; instead, we had a Eskimo, igloo, ice cube of a transition from summer to fall. Well to winter. I think we skipped fall really. The temp here has been about a steady 45 degrees F. Now, for an Arkansas girl, that’s winter!! If I’m pulling out a pea coat, a scarf, gloves, tights, layered clothing, and legwarmers, that is winter!!
Gosh, I remember this time of year back when I still went trick-or-treating, when my mom and dad debated on whether or not my brother, Justin, and I had to wear jackets out on Halloween. Haha, not here! Gotta bundle up or your little fingers and toesies will frostbite and break off!
YES, I figured it out!! Now I know why the French don’t trick-or-treat! Because it’s too cold!!

Let me first talk about cold weather and French administration some more, and then I’ll talk about Halloween a little bit more ; )
So, it took a lot of patience and energy for me to get my VISA request. Yes, that’s right, I still don’t have my VISA, I have a piece of paper that says that I am legal until like January, and my former VISA that I got in Houston is now invalid.
And feeling like a confused invalid, I went to Lyon’s make-shift, "friendly" VISA office that had been moved twice in the past year. (And let me tell you! It was HARD to find! Oh, and it wasn’t welcoming! Didn’t know if you caught that sarcasm!) I showed up one morning at 8:30, thinking that if I were 30 minutes early, I would get a good spot in line before they opened. The office is set up on the left side of a big administrative building, and when I turned the corner, I promise you, there were 150-175 people there, (150-175 foreigners mind you) FREEZING, standing in line to get in. So, as a patient girl, I got in line, listened to about 10 languages, and then at about 9:10-9:15, minutes after they opened the doors, a man came out telling us that we had to leave:
“Il faut sortir! Vous sortez, revenez demain matin très très tôt!”.
Yeah, that translates into, “Leave this place, and come back at your own risk!”
Haha, not really, they told us to come back the next day very early to assure our place in line.
And so I did, for want of my VISA.
I showed up the next morning at 7:45, and there were still like 100 people in front of me!! OH MY GOSH. It was ridiculous! I waited until 9:00 again, and then, I was almost near the door when someone came out and said that they didn’t have any more tickets and that we had to come back next Monday ('cuz this was on a Friday). Well, some people decided that day that they wanted to protest, so they broke in through the doors, got into the warmth, and it got heated. I followed, and stood there and listened to the best fight ever!!!
Some 4 foot 11 French lady was throwing down with a 6 foot 4 African man for about 20 minutes!! Basically, here’s the gist: They have around 75 tickets per day, which is why you have to get there super early to even think about getting a spot in line. So, after they hand out the 75 tickets, they basically deal with people for a few hours, and for the rest of the morning/afternoon they process all of the requests. This was during the strikes as well, so their excuse was that they didn’t have all the workers that they usually have. So instead of telling us up front about the 75 tickets, they made us wait in a pointless line for several hours in the cold.
(So yes Simone, I was directly affected by the strikes!!)
Then, I went the following Monday at 7:15 in the morning, only to count that there were already 79 people before me. Guess what I did?? Yup! I left and got back in bed!
Tuesday morning, I woke up at 5:30, questioned whether I was too early bird for the métro (and I wasn’t), and got to the building at 6:10. I was like the 30th person. Early bird catches the worm! YAY! So, for three and a half hours I froze to death, greatly anticipating a small piece of paper that would get me in the door! YAY!
Oh man, it was an awesome experience I tell ya, AWESOME.
Wish I could do it again!
Not.

And now, on to more exciting news…I went to Strasbourg over the week-long French holiday for All Saints Day. Yes, French universities take off an entire week ! It’s pretty awesome ; ) God bless the Catholics.
I went to Strasbourg to see my friend Nathan, and I also attended one of his Rotary club meetings. I had a blast! That night a group of Rotarians from Little Rock, AR were there to speak to the club. From Little Rock! From Home!! Rotary has a program that allows clubs to exchange members throughout the year, and the Rotarians who go on these trips take with them young professionals, who are in the running for becoming future Rotarians. So, these young professionals get a chance to see Rotary happenings, and they are welcomed by all. It was really cool because it was like I got to catch up with “home” for a few nights! We talked about LR hangouts and where we worked. It was something special ; ) And it also made me incredibly homesick!!

Also, while in Strasbourg I walked over the Rhine river on a bridge to Germany!!! I got to see a little of Germany and I walked there!!! LOL!! It was all together a good experience and our sole mission was to find Nathan’s German friend Lukas a white scarf and a black pea coat. Yes, and they had to be those colors! Just FYI, we had no such luck with finding a white scarf in Germany, but he found a cozy and classy coat! In Strasbourg that same day we found his scarf ; )
It was fun, and I enjoyed Nathan’s company and the company of his friends : )

I also caught up with another Rotary scholar named Tenile from Brazil, who I had met in Paris during our orientation at the end of September. She is a real sweetheart, serving us tea and strumpets!

I ate a lot of sauerkraut “la choucroute” while I was there too! I am addicted to the stuff now! (My dad is already sooo jealous, and this will make him more so!)
And I also ate Head Cheese! Yup, that’s right! Haha, I think that I grossed Nathan out! But he was eating fatty liver, so he’s got nothing on me! It all tasted good, so...
What can I say, I’m crazy, adventurous and in a different country ; )

Oh, and I was in Strasbourg during Halloween…I saw a lot of decorations in stores (man do they like to decorate for Halloween!), but no trick-or-treaters.
If you want to see Strasbourg pictures, along with most all the other pictures I have taken, go to my website again :

http://picasaweb.google.com/BulletproofSpirit

So, in the near future, I will be an American celebrating Thanksgiving in France.
Maybe I’ll teach some Frenchies about Squanto and “discovering” American soil ; )
Also, I will hope to not celebrate Christmas alone! I just hope that I don’t end up sprawled out on my bed, watching my American movies, and eating every nummy I can find.
Gah, what a sad time that will be!! What a “woe is me” story that will make!!
Um, yeah, so I gotta make some plans! Lol!

I have a few friends who might be coming around Thanksgiving, so that’s good; and I have another friend who is coming at the beginning of December, so that’s even better; and then a friend is coming to live in France for an entire semester next semester!! He will get here around the 27th of December and we will go to England and Scotland for New Years : ) YAY!!!
So, it’s good to have plans, and I am sure these next couple of months are going to fly by, and school is flying by too. That is the only thing as of now that has gone by quickly--School. It’s pretty much been a blur.

I will end it here and give you all my best : )